Schizzle my nizzle now

Biggest monster manhood is 18inches long, you can have it too.

Roughly translated the subject of the Spam is "Sure my nigga now" (You too can become an expert -izzle translator by reading the Wikipedia Entry). Translating it to National News Broadcast speak you get "Yes! My Friend, this is the Day!" To mine own ears this sounds a lot like something I would expect to spew forth from the mouth of America's favorite OxyContin (Hillbily Heroin) addict, Rush Limbaugh.

Now that we have established a base reference we can more closely examine the reference to the 18 inch monster that you can purchase. Obviously at 18 inches you can only expect a toy replica.. but what monster does Mr. Limbaugh prefer? The classic Frankenstein? The retro Critters? The timeless Killer Tomatoes? The team of Spam Explained investigators has found a striking resemblance between Mr. Limbaugh and the oft ignored Minilla of the Godzilla series.


Not only do they have the same smile, they can both create smoke at will (Minilla's smoke blowing is not documented as well as Limbaugh's).


There you have it. Conclusive evidence that Limbaugh is related to Godzilla, so we can only assume that Godzilla is Limbaugh's favorite monster... so now you can feel free to purchase your 18 inch Godzilla Toy!