Bestseller: Man poison.

If your boss is a woman? Show her who is in charge. Big Bolt: the right way for promotion.

From Mary Smiggins Flark, the author of the such literary gems as "Man toxin" and "Man venom" (available at all Big Bolt Publishing Outlets), comes her newest New York Times Bestseller "Man poison". We follow in the steps of another story about another woman driven to the the brink of insanity by another abusive husband who blah blah blah.

Women everywhere will love this story of female empowerment that concludes in an exciting finale where our protagonist poisons her husband, but ultimately is found not guilty in the court of law. OK, so maybe I just gave away the ending, but you already knew how it was going to end just by looking at the cover.

So if your boss is a woman you should buy her this book. Show her who is in charge... she is. She'll poison you and get away scot-free because she is a woman, and women always get away with whatever they want, and women are never held accountable, and women can have a little something something on the side, and women file for divorce, and women get half of everything I own, and women take the Playstation even thought she never liked Final Fantasy, and women force me to live in this shitty apartment because I can't afford anything better because of my damn child support payments.