If doctors are useless, and nature offers to help don't take nature up on the offer. Like the monkey's paw, Nature is a fickle mistress. She'll give you $800 to buy a red leather couch, but then alter the space time continuum so you never existed. If you only ask for a cheap $20 Ikea Dining Chair, you might wake up the product of a confused evolutionary scheme that leaves all chairs useless (maybe your knees bend backwards, or you breath through your hind quarters).
If you leave it up to nature to help you impress your girlfriend you know what will happen? Hideous transformation. No girls will ever be interested in you again.
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