Make all boys envy with your giant trunk
Hmmm.. This is a little odd. I'm going to assume this was supposed to arrive in somebody else's mail box... someone like an Asian Elephant. You see I did a little research (Does browsing Google results count as research yet?) and found that Asian Elephants have a serious problem with inbreeding and all elephants have trunks. I therefor suggest the original title was supposed to read:
No rivals for you in inbred activity!
("in in bed activity" doesn't make any sense)
The actual message of the email is very broken English, but we also need to assume that Elephants grasp of the language is spotty at best, so they wouldn't notice. The gist seems to be that people with smaller trunks will envy those with larger trunks. I guess when you want to breed within your own family having a larger trunk would allow you to fight off your brothers, uncles, cousins, fathers, and sons to let you carry about your "activity" in peace.
Somebody needs to call Jerry Springer.
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