Finally a product that will grant me the power to attract free electrons like Black Bolt (see image below). I hope it's "magic bolt stuff" like Black Bolt, and not some crappy "magic bolt stuff" like something I could find at Home Depot next to the "magic 1/2 inch hex nut stuff".
Apparently the members of my family are also somehow not real-sized. I know my Mother-in-Law always thought she was a little short, but I don't think yelling at her with a destructive hypersonic voice would help that situation any.
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