Ring Ring, The phone

Well listen up...stop it right now....because those dreams can be a reality.

First of all, asking a man to immediately stop dreaming is absurd. The poor guy doesn't have to wake up until 7:OOam.

Let's take a vertical step back to 3O,OOOft for perspective;
You know how you have spent countless hours wishing you had it easier? Yep.

Tired of hearing family and friends telling you to give up on your pipe dreams? Oh yeah.

Myself and others do this every day, bringing in 15OO to 35OO right to our door. I'm starting to see what he did there.

All this guy wants is to have me call, listen and decide in that order. Were talking about a payout between 15OO-35OO monies. That's right James Cramer (star of Iron Man), fifteen capital-oh capitol-oh. Now there's a grammatical price combination worth smashing one's hypothetical cliché office coffee mug over.

Sure, this potential investment of my time might seem outlandish, but he's dead-on about pipe dreams and this is the deal maker. If only my family and friends knew the 2nd to last pipe gets you to Cloud Zone.