Monday, June 23, 2008

Obama endorses herbal supplements

Join the luscious ladies of the hottest sorority on campus as they tease and please their way onto the Erotic Honor Roll


Today at 7:17 AM Central Standard Time, the Journalistic Establishment was rocked to it's very core when an unsolicited email responsible for a party invitation scooped all y'all bitches with the announcement that Barak "I prefer Mr. Pibb" Obama had announced that his running mate will be Herbal Supplements. When pressed for further information the email would only repeat that it represented the "hottest sorority on campus".

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